A man and a woman sitting in a car on their anniversary.
Derrik: Your pregnant? How?
June: Well honey, I didn't tell you this... But...
Derrik: What, What is it?
June: um.....
Derrik: Honey!!! How are you pregnant?
June: I cheated on you...
Derrik: What? No really...
June: I'm so sorry Derrik, I wouldn't ever try and hurt you.
Derrik: Wouldn't try and hurt me!? You took my heart and obliterated it into little particle.
June: .....
Derrik: Get out, I'm going to my parents house for the weekend. Ill be back...
June: Derrik!
Derrik: GET OUT!!!!
(Door slams, Derrik speeds away)
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